Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 08, 2003

Transcript:

"Dear French President Chirac, Despite my letters to you, your people continue to treat Americans badly...As such, you must now be punished." "Effective immediately, EuroDisney will be expanded to include the entire nation of France." "...P.S. If you're nice, we won't make you wear the mouse ears."