Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 18, 2003
Transcript:
"My zebra herd has concluded that everyone hates mimes and wants to get rid of them. So we're gonna take those unwanted mimes and stick them on the plains." "Why?" "Because we think that once the lions see those striped shirts, they'll chase them instead of us...And the rest of society will appreciate our putting those mimes to good use." "...After all, a mime is a terrible thing to waste."
markmoss1 almost 12 years ago
Not even Mel Brooks gets anything but a groan with that line.
JackBlack1 about 7 years ago
Too bad they never did this plan.
Coln over 6 years ago
What´s the point? They’re already trapped in invisible boxes.
BOSFLASH over 5 years ago
Trump anti-drug tweet.
BOSFLASH over 5 years ago
A pun mined from an inventory of cliches.
JamesErdman almost 5 years ago
Goans
Are2Dee2 over 3 years ago
I suspected a bad pun from the get-go. I wasn’t disappointed.
robert423elliott almost 3 years ago
Only if you want to get rickrolled!