Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 30, 2003

Transcript:

"It seems so unlike Rat to date someone who's a control freak." "Yeah, but he says she's cute enough to put up with it." "That seems like an awfully high price to pay." "Oh, I'm sure he'll speak for himself if it gets too out of hand." "It hurts when you jerk it like that."