Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 27, 2003

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"Dear Starrykiss Tuna, Enclosed please find a can of so-called 'dolphin-free' tuna, which I am returning to you." "It was only after buying this product that I learned-to my great sadness-that there was no free dolphin inside." "P.S. Care to buy a dolphin tank?"