Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 10, 2004
August 09, 2004
August 11, 2004
Transcript:
"Welcome to the opening of the Zebra/Lion/Croc Olympics ... we now go down to the field for the Zebra's opening address ... " "... We are honored to be here today with these other species to promote the cause of peace and build the bonds of brotherhood." "What a beautiful and moving tribute, Bob." "Yes, Peter, and now for the crocodiles' opening address ..." "CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP" "... A man of few words, Bob." "Yeeees, Peter, he kept it short."
Platinum Hippo about 12 years ago
This might strike people as odd, but this is one of my favorite Pearls Before Swine
Earls Before Swine Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“What’s that thing where you get eaten?” “Cannibalism?” “No, not that.” “Eating?” “Yeah. It’s one of the four best ways to start the Olympics. It just is.”