Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 06, 2004

Transcript:

"Hi. I'm here about the room you're leasing." "Fine...Tell me about yourself." "Well, in the last month, I lost my job, and I lost my wife. All I got now is my pet squirrel, McGarry, who I keep unleashed and take with me everywhere. He's all this loser has left." "HONK! HONK! SCREEEECH! Thump Thump" "...And the worst part is, that squirrel JUMPED in front of the bus."