Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 30, 2004

Transcript:

"Why are you sitting in a bulldozer outside of Scott Adams' house?!?" "Putt Putt Putt" "Vroom" "Putt Putt Putt" "Because that little fraud ripped off 'Pearls' by sticking a rat in his comic strip!! He even calls him Ratbert!! So I'm gonna give that skinny little cubicle geek a lesson in copyright enforcement that he won't soon forget!!!" "But Ratbert preceded you by at least ten years!!" "...That's the sort of thing I'd like to know before I rent the bulldozer."