Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 01, 2004

Transcript:

"Excuse me, sir, but Mr. Adams would like to talk to you about the damage you've caused to the gates of Gracebert." "Fine...Big deal...Who cares what he thinks?...I'm not afraid of some four-eyed, "dockers"- wearing, pocket-protector-loving engineering loser..." "...You really need to update your web photo."