Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 10, 2004

Transcript:

"Hi, Rat...I just want you to know that I'm having a "celebrate Alphonse" potluck dinner night at my house on Tuesday...Just a chance for my friends to gather together and share a little bit about what I mean to them." "Dude...You don't get it...You're a pathetic, needy, oblivious, drama queen loser...Nobody likes you...Go away...Never come back." "Can I put you down for a jello ring?"