Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 05, 2005
January 04, 2005
January 06, 2005
Transcript:
"What are you doing, Pig?" "I'm getting Zebra's mail for him... Ever since a fraternity of crocodiles moved in next door, he's a little nervous about leaving the house." "Don't you think he's being a little paranoid?" "Phone bill high this monf." "Not really."
NJ Lyon over 12 years ago
Oh Zebra…if only you could see into the future and see how pathetic Zeeba Zeeba Eata is…heck, I bet you’d have a better chance of killing them.
joeshmo30 almost 11 years ago
and this is the first comic where they start speaking crocese
hilmarz over 8 years ago
Wouldn’t crocodiles eat pigs just as readily as zebras?
Srover almost 8 years ago
It’s illegal to read someone else’s mail.
Prezelxbff almost 4 years ago
Yeah there pathetic
Earls Before Swine Premium Member over 1 year ago
Crawling into a mailbox risks death by suffocation, but since there’s nothing much to indicate that happened, we’re still at 0.