Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 08, 2005

Transcript:

"Excuse me, sir, but could I interset you in having a uniue grain of this world's sand named after you? It's only sixty bucks." "Why should I do that?" "BEcasue you're dumb, and vain, and those two qualities make it impossible for you to recognize a fradulant scam when you see one." "I'll take ten." "You're a smart man."