Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 09, 2005
April 08, 2005
April 10, 2005
Transcript:
"Dear Tiger Woods, Ever since you got married to that hot Swedish model, you have not won as many golf tournaments." "Do you ever sit around the house in a stained undershirt and yell, "WOMAN!...YOU'RE DESTROYING ME!...?" "...P.S. Let's get a beer some time."
draconic lady almost 11 years ago
Well, his wife wanted to destroy HIM with his golf clubs…so she took rats advice first…kinda….minus the stained shirt.
KZ71 over 10 years ago
Actually, I’ve wondered that too…
mail2jbl almost 9 years ago
He hasn’t won jack-squat since divorcing that hot Swedish model.
JLK9kid over 4 years ago
Rat is always telling pig how dumb he is for writing those letters, and now rat is writing one himself
SpacemanSpiffCCE almost 2 years ago
HIHIHIHIHIHI