Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 26, 2005
Transcript:
"There's a band of gypsies waaiting at the front door. They sy they're here to buy a pig. did you sell me?" "I'm afraid so." "why would you sell your best friend?" "Because I needed the money to buy a new 'iPod.'" "You sold me so you could buy a portable music player?" "Yeah, but dude, it stores like 15,000 songs. And besides, gypsies love to keep pigs as pets, so I'm sure they'll provide you with a nice, loving home." "Charcoal getting cold." "What you want? Me barge in living room?"
Louis*Star over 12 years ago
better than a kidney
aardvark86au almost 9 years ago
They sound like the crocs for some reason.
rat’s insurance counselor almost 5 years ago
what a turd rat is
Are2Dee2 about 2 months ago
I would think that Rat could buy a lot of iPods with the 10MM dollars he got for his pig artwork a little while back.