Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 01, 2005

Transcript:

Rat's Career Counseling Porta-Potty "Welcome to Rat's career counseling, Ma'am...go ahead and put your purse down over there if you'd like." "I'm sorry, Mr. Rat, but I'm not gonna put my purse down." "C'mon, lady...it's clean in here." "No, it's not...it's gross..." "It is not gross...put it down." "Leggo of my purse, you idiot." "You leggo!!" "You leggo!!" "Splash" "...As your career counselor, I advise you to get a new purse."