Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 02, 2005

Transcript:

Rat's Career Counseling Porta Potty "As your career counselor, I'd advise you to get your master's degree." "well, thank you, Mr. Rat...I really--" "Yo, dawg...I found the head." "Excellent bro." "Excuse me, sir, we're in the middle of ohhhh gaaaaawd!!!!" "My resume!! My resume!!" "...And I was like, "yo, dude, just print more," and he was like, "duuuuude, this paper's expensive."" @#(*$&*