Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 08, 2005
July 07, 2005
July 09, 2005
Transcript:
"Hey there, bull...how goes it?" "Not too good...I have to go to Madrid next week for the bullfights." "You know...every bullfight ends with the bull being killed....So the odds are a little bit against you." "I'm evening the odds." "Hey, now...THAT'S a sport."
sarya156 over 12 years ago
does it really get killed?
joeshmo30 over 11 years ago
i like the trampling of idiots comic better
KZ71 over 10 years ago
I’m watching this one.
ModDude661 almost 7 years ago
A bull with a UZI is not a good idea.
DarthRevan over 6 years ago
That would be very ironic, the hunter being hunted, but then, how would the bull use the gun?
One Navy Seal over 4 years ago
This brings new meaning to the phrase “shooting of the bull”
Boxo croco says happy derby over 3 years ago
This is bull
robert423elliott over 2 years ago
This made me think of the man that went to his first bullfight. Afterward, he stopped at a restaurant next door to the arena. He decided to order the house special. After his meal he asked what that was. "It was the bull’s testicles, senor. After the bullfight, we get first dibs at them.
They were so good that the next day he went back and ordered it again. Afterward, he complained to the waiter – “I had the special yesterday and they were plump and juicy. Today they were small and shriveled up. What gives?”
The waiter apologized and told him, “You see, senor, the bull, he isn’t always the one that loses”!!!
Acererak II over 1 year ago
I think that a bullfight where the matadors and the bulls all come on at once would be fun.