Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 12, 2005

Transcript:

"If a taco truck turned over on the freeway, would you check on the condition of the driver or help yourself to some tacos?" "Please. Of course I'd check on the driver. The first thing you always have to do is determine whether or not he's conscious." "I knew it...you act like you don't care about others, but you do." "Of course I do." "...And what would you do if he WAS unconscious?" "I'd steal the tacos."