Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 21, 2005
December 20, 2005
December 22, 2005
Transcript:
"What are you writing?" "I got a job writing horoscopes for the paper." "Let's hear one." "Okay. Here's Capricorn: 'You are dumb. Nothing that happens today will change that fact.'" "They're eerily accurate."
qwen13 about 13 years ago
hey im a capricorn
jordy18 over 12 years ago
TERMINATE OFFENSIVE RAT…………………ANGRY CAPRICORN MODE ACTIVATED……………………………………..
comicsnerd74 over 9 years ago
Anything about Taurus…..HE DIES
TURTLEDUDE almost 5 years ago
I is Aquarius, which means I’m too creative to be roasted, cus I come up with even more offensive lines.
Dragongirl55 almost 4 years ago
I’m a Gemini. My siblings are actually twins. Their birthstone is amethyst. My favorite color is purple. Anyone know if you can legally trade birthdays?
All I Feel Is Pain (Everything Is Pain) almost 3 years ago
Ha, nerds. I’m a Leo
Drunk Larry over 1 year ago
pigs not capricorn actually, his bday is march
ArkanabarIlarsadin 7 months ago
James Randi used to do a horoscope column. He bought a book of daily horoscopes, cut them out, drew twelve at random from a hat, and they became the day’s horoscopes. Standing in a line one day, he heard some woman praising his horoscopes to the skies for their accuracy, and he forswore all woo and superstition forever. After getting rich as an illusionist, he offered prize money (eventually growing to $1M US) to anyone who could demonstrate supernatural abilities to his satisfaction under controlled conditions.
Nobody ever collected.