Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 23, 2005

Transcript:

"I hear you got a job writing horoscopes." "Yeah. Here's what I wrote for Taurus: 'The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves.'" 'You fraud. That was written by Shakespeare." "Well, I wrote it, too." "He wrote it FIRST." "Good literature is not a race."