Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 03, 2006
Transcript:
"Excuse me, Goat, but since you're so smart, Pig and I were wondering if you could help us solve a scientific mystery." "Well, I can try...what is it?" "If Isaac Newton was so smart, why'd they name the cookie after his brother 'Fig'?" "...Please...tell...me...that...wasn't...really...your...question..." "Well, it wasn't our only question. We'd also like to know what he thought of his brother Wayne's success in Vegas." "...Dude. I think he's crying." "Wow...He must REALLY love Wayne Newton." "Please someone kill me."
XboxKing almost 4 years ago
FIRST
Goat from PBS over 3 years ago
Probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. I need smarter friends… or just to not enter that diner and read at home.
robert423elliott over 2 years ago