Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 03, 2006
April 02, 2006
April 04, 2006
Transcript:
"Story Update: Years ago, Rat dated Pig's sister, Farina. Farina is a germaphone and therefore lives in a plastic bubble. Ultimately, Farina broke Rat's heart and married someone else. We now return to our comic, already in progress." "Is this seat taken?" "Oh... It's you." "Listen, Rat... I just came back to tell you... I'm sorry." "Sorry? For what? Who cares? Not me. I'm over you. I've forgotten you. You're a big fat zero in the consciousness of me." "Rat's bedroom..."
Gun guy over 12 years ago
That happened to me, too. I liked the same girl for 8 years, and to say the least, she broke my heart.
Gun guy over 12 years ago
I just noticed how someone else had something very close to my username. Unfortunately, he precedes me by about four months.
ReneeZimbodgi over 12 years ago
That happened to me, too, except I was Farina.
Tait8888 almost 10 years ago
I love those moments when we are reminded that Rat has a heart.
ShpelChekz over 8 years ago
Go Go Johnny go feelins’ pretty women come and go
Buizel over 4 years ago
how did he get all those pictures of Farina out of her bubble?
CoffeeKitty37 almost 4 years ago
I always hoped Farina would make a comeback!