Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 07, 2006

Transcript:

"I've decided to become a movie reviewer. All you have to do is sit on your big fat butt and shout out opinions." "Oh, yeah? Then let's hear one." "'Kill Bill'... Greatest movie ever made, except for one thing... The level of gratuitous violence." "Yeah... A lot of people think there's too much." "Too little." "Oh, look... People in funny white coats here to pick up a sociopath."