Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 27, 2006

Transcript:

"Looks like the 'National Cartoonists Society' is gonna start testing comic strip characters for steroids." "Is that even necessary?" "I doubt it...Steroids make you stronger, not funnier...so I can't think of any reason why a comic strip character would even want to try them..." "I will kick Mary Worth's @#$."