Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 05, 2006
Transcript:
"Hullooo, Meester Pasties.... Leesten. Me, Bob and Jimmy decide to veesit newspapers." "I didn't tell you to do that." "Yes. Me know. But we want spread goodwill wid comeec editors. We go Sacreemento, Fressno, Mowdesto and... Oh... Leetle probbum in Bakerfeeld." "WHAT HAPPENED IN <I>BAKERSFIELD</I>?!?" "Jimmy eat an editor." "HE WHAT @*!" "He was FOOD editor." "Dat not make it okay, Jimmy."
tigre1again almost 8 years ago
Dat what happened to Capt. Cook when he explored dem Islands. His name was Cook, see? and the locals had never seen anybody like this, and people explained his name, and maybe used gestures…so…they took him and did it.Not so strange, even if I can’t write it in crockinese.