Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 03, 2007

Transcript:

"Hey... I hear that guard duck is dating a non-anthropomorphic duck. I thought you said he couldn't do that." "I changed my mind... I thought of a few jokes I could do with her." "It must be sort of hard to be a cartoonist with such limited abilities... sort of like a basketball player with no arms..... or legs...... ......or head..." "I <I>get</i> the analogy." "...Just a lonely torso rolling around the half court line."