Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 28, 2007
May 27, 2007
May 29, 2007
Transcript:
"What's the matter with you?" "Everything's been going wrong for me lately." "Well, you know the old saying, 'If life hands you lemons...'" "'Hurl them at the @##@T*@ who gave them to you!'" "No." "Shove 'em down his throat?" "Push 'em up his nose?" "Oh, c'mon... I gotta be close."
mari1313 over 11 years ago
no comment.
kamb8 over 11 years ago
Life, I’ll have my lab boys invent combustible lemons and BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! Demand to see life’s manager! Get mad! …etc.
-Cave Johnson
joeshmo30 almost 11 years ago
when life gives you lemons, wing em right back and add a few of your own! -calvin
Diamond&Pearls over 6 years ago
All wrong, Rat. Correct answer: shoot the juice at their eyes.
Sapphire Sword over 4 years ago
Lemons aren’t technically natural. Humans bred different citrus plants to get the lemons we know today. Life never gave us lemons…
PBS1! over 4 years ago
Moral: There are those who need more help than you can offer.
Darth Revan II about 4 years ago
No, rat. It’s actually ‘when life hands you lemons, make the @## who gave them to you drink the juice, then take what’s left and make them eat it in one bite without chewing’.
anzu over 3 years ago
when life hands you lemons, squeeze them into life’s eyes!
SuperCharged5- about 3 years ago
wing em back at life and add in some lemons of your own! -calvin
The one and only Eldest Arc (now at peace) over 2 years ago
When life gives you lemons, MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK -Cave Johnson