Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 14, 2014
May 13, 2014
May 15, 2014
Transcript:
Read me what you've got for oral report so far, and I'll time you. Okay. The French and Indian War, also known as the Seven Years' War, went from 1756 to 1763. It was fought between the colonies of British America and New France. It began as a land dispute at Fort Duquesne, the site of present-day Pittsburgh. Twenty seconds. It's supposed to last eight minutes. Right. At this point in the presentation, I'm going to have a stress-induced fainting spell.
KZ71 over 10 years ago
That’ll work if you’re planning on delivering the remainder of your speech from the principal’s office.
Agent54 over 10 years ago
Fill it in with visual slides for buffering. I like to throw a few Dilbert slides in my presentations to see if any management can figure out my opinion of them.
Comisftw over 10 years ago
Only 7 minutes and 40 seconds more, Nate!The fainting won’t work because Mrs. Godfrey knows you.
peanuts511 over 10 years ago
hey, does anyone knows where nate’s innner Mr. Filler went? (if you remember him, and if you don’t you’re not a true big nate fan!)
Neon Boy Of Wonder over 10 years ago
It’s not like mrs.godfrey will care anyway
Neon Boy Of Wonder over 10 years ago
It’s not like mrs.godfrey will care anyway
feralglance over 10 years ago
I have the same problem. Once you organize the information neatly and succinctly, why do you need more?
Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago
Agreed Nate.
Denisthepeasent over 10 years ago
I hated those oral reports with a set time limit lol. Also I am new here.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago
……which will last some seven minutes and forty seconds! Chuckle! CHUCKLE!!
N over 10 years ago
HAHAH :P :P
Comic Fanboy about 8 years ago
How can they get 20 kids to talk for 8 minutes? That’ll take too long.
David Blough over 6 years ago
So is it called Fort Pittsburgh?
Mr. Stark over 4 years ago
100000 IQ. Unfortunately mrs. Godfrey is 100001 IQ.
Sapphire DeJewels about 3 years ago
Who can last that long????
fizzledorp about 2 years ago
…eight minutes in sixth grade??