Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 05, 2014

You would think, Mom and Dad would know Calvin’s tricks by now.

Good luck getting in trouble and have cold dinner for breakfast in the morning. 0_0

Hey, if he wants to starve, it’s his choice.

Dad’s got some amazing neck flexibility.

He got most of it on her plate!

Calvin never wastes an opportunity.

All right, but did he actually see?

Calvin won’t starve – he’ll just eat cookies instead of vegetables.

This is just like a Geico commercial. “Madeth thou look!”

Cultivate your talent of spotting opportunities , Calvin. One day you will change the world.

Opportunity knocked and mom & dad answered.

I tried this once, but as anyone knows, Mom is to %$#@! ing smart for that!

…One that you missed, Dad. Now you have to eat it whether you like it or not.

If i tried that with my Mom, she’d call me back, have me eat her plate, and what was still in the pot..

An opportunity of a lifetime!

xxx

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILL!

Calvin says “Look” and his mom looks and he dumps his food on her plate.

Happy 56th.

As convict Roy G. Gardner said to the guard, “Look at the deer!” Believe it or not, the guard fell for it, and Gardner escaped en route to Fort Leavenworth.