The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for May 25, 2014
May 24, 2014
May 26, 2014
Transcript:
Man: This is by far the worst resume I've ever seen. It's obvious that you lack ambition, job skills and the ability to spell. Moreover, you have a complete lack of... Eno: Excuse me. I don't have a chance of being hired, right? Man: Correct. Eno: Okay. You can continue.
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GROG Premium Member over 10 years ago
Call security and have that bum thrown out on his ear.
LingeeWhiz over 10 years ago
Eno has the skill of being able to relax anywhere, anytime.
Sweetaddietude Premium Member over 10 years ago
I have worked to get so many people off work comp and back to work and this is the general attitude.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
cas u well.
neverenoughgold over 10 years ago
As I recall, Eno applied for a position with my old company… more than once, actually!
jtviper7 over 10 years ago
Instance relief.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe over 10 years ago
I had some one show up to a job interview with a 6 pack, and offered us one. Didn’t get the drivers job, ’ya think?
skyriderwest over 10 years ago
The resume is the first stage of the process. I don’t know any employer who would waste time on a face-to-face interview with someone who submitted a lousy resmue.
Agent54 over 10 years ago
I have wanted to do that in reverse a few times for companies that post a job listing that has nothing to do with for what they are asking.