There’s a parish with an old priest, Father Dominic, and a young priest, Father Jack. Father Jack, being modern and somewhat eclectic, was in the habit of going out into the church graveyard at dawn to meditate. One Easter morning he was doing that, when suddenly the doors of a tomb in front of him burst open. Jesus came out of the tomb, and started walking toward the young priest. Then, just as suddenly, Jesus turned around and ran back into the tomb. The doors slammed shut. .Father Jack was overcome by this vision, or visitation, or whatever it was. He ran inside, awakened Father Dominic, told him what he’d seen, and asked the older priest what he thought it meant. Father Dom said he didn’t know, but immediately called the Archbishop to ask him. The Archbishop didn’t want to speculate on that either, and said he’d consult the Vatican. .Meanwhile, it was time for Easter morning mass. Father Jack asked Father Dom if he should tell the congregation about his vision. Father Dom said he didn’t think there would be any harm in that, so, at an appropriate time in the mass, Father Jack told what he’d seen. .He then continued, “I don’t know what this vision means, but the Vatican has been informed of it, and as soon as they tell us what it means, I’ll relay that meaning to you.” .Suddenly, there came a voice from the rear of the church. “I know what it means.” It was an old neighborhood drunk. He’d been drinking already that morning, and was barely able to stand, but he managed to. .“I know what it means. I’ll tell ya all what it means.”.Shocked, the congregation listened in silence.....“It means we’re gonna have six more weeks of Lent.”
Spotted Owl over 10 years ago
I really love the strips that show all the kitties together.
Egrayjames over 10 years ago
I wish I remembered all their names. Maybe they should be wearing name tags….or maybe not?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 10 years ago
I will, Annie.
LingeeWhiz over 10 years ago
Beviak, thank you for your videos.
Perkycat over 10 years ago
I thought that was pretty LOL funny too.
Jazz Cat over 10 years ago
Happy Easter to Graham, the Ten Cats, Annie, and everyone. >^..^<
Linda Solomon over 10 years ago
Linda Solomon over 10 years ago
awesome videos!
Linda Solomon over 10 years ago
pink Easter clothes made me spew my after church cup of coffee…lol…
meowlin over 10 years ago
My favorite Easter joke
There’s a parish with an old priest, Father Dominic, and a young priest, Father Jack. Father Jack, being modern and somewhat eclectic, was in the habit of going out into the church graveyard at dawn to meditate. One Easter morning he was doing that, when suddenly the doors of a tomb in front of him burst open. Jesus came out of the tomb, and started walking toward the young priest. Then, just as suddenly, Jesus turned around and ran back into the tomb. The doors slammed shut. .Father Jack was overcome by this vision, or visitation, or whatever it was. He ran inside, awakened Father Dominic, told him what he’d seen, and asked the older priest what he thought it meant. Father Dom said he didn’t know, but immediately called the Archbishop to ask him. The Archbishop didn’t want to speculate on that either, and said he’d consult the Vatican. .Meanwhile, it was time for Easter morning mass. Father Jack asked Father Dom if he should tell the congregation about his vision. Father Dom said he didn’t think there would be any harm in that, so, at an appropriate time in the mass, Father Jack told what he’d seen. .He then continued, “I don’t know what this vision means, but the Vatican has been informed of it, and as soon as they tell us what it means, I’ll relay that meaning to you.” .Suddenly, there came a voice from the rear of the church. “I know what it means.” It was an old neighborhood drunk. He’d been drinking already that morning, and was barely able to stand, but he managed to. .“I know what it means. I’ll tell ya all what it means.”.Shocked, the congregation listened in silence.....“It means we’re gonna have six more weeks of Lent.”
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Linda Solomon over 10 years ago
Happy Easter Dry!
Linda Solomon over 10 years ago
I hope everyone got a Chocolate Rabbit or bought yourself one!Blessed be, and Happy Easter.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 10 years ago
Good night friends.