The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 02, 2014
May 01, 2014
May 03, 2014
Transcript:
Gladys: Baseball is so boring, why do you watch it so much?
Brutus: Baseball, boring? Why would you say such a thing?
Gladys: Because you usually fall sound asleep by the third inning!
Totally, totally agree Gladys! It’s the same boring thing over and over but my husband wouldn’t miss one! And yes, he does fall asleep. Sometimes I think watching baseball is just an excuse for a nap.
Baseball has its drawbacks, but it is the ultimate combination of individual performance merged into teamwork. American football, on the other hand, is the ultimate combination of the worst of the US – alternating between violent clashes and committee meetings.
My Dad was “watching” football one Saturday afternoon…snoring to beat the band….I changed the channel….he said to put it back!! …..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ again!!
finkd over 10 years ago
Baseball IS exciting – it’s just some of the teams that are boring.
cobraman7594 over 10 years ago
I do fall asleep occasionally, but I never miss a Cardinal’s game.
Mneedle over 10 years ago
Baseball is still America’s game. Go Rays.
Perkycat over 10 years ago
Totally, totally agree Gladys! It’s the same boring thing over and over but my husband wouldn’t miss one! And yes, he does fall asleep. Sometimes I think watching baseball is just an excuse for a nap.
le-roy over 10 years ago
Baseball has its drawbacks, but it is the ultimate combination of individual performance merged into teamwork. American football, on the other hand, is the ultimate combination of the worst of the US – alternating between violent clashes and committee meetings.
locake over 10 years ago
One baseball game is boring, I can’t imagine watching 162 of them.
jppjr over 10 years ago
My Dad was “watching” football one Saturday afternoon…snoring to beat the band….I changed the channel….he said to put it back!! …..ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ again!!