Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 06, 2014

Bev…

Only if they walk outside naked and can’t get back in, and a big black dog chases her up B street…and he tries to go after her in the car but loses control…and it rolls after her down the hi…um…wait….

She said THEIR dream…

I mean….. ok…never mind.

….and you need to get across the parking lot and it has huge holes and you walk and walk and walk and try to avoid the holes and you never get to the store. (I actually had that one several times when the kids were little, Freud would be proud)

wait… Bruno…. you too?

2Old…. that’s almost my recurring nightmare from when I was a kid…

But it was a low wooden bridge with holes in it, that curved around to join at at the low ends, and thus became circular, so it never ended.

Walking on and on, trying to avoid falling in holes…it must be a common theme.

Obscure joke: The grease fire house was later bought by Samantha Morton.

I’d be happy with the underwear, I never even have that!

And a swing in the back where you jump off hundreds of feet in the air, and never come down.

Or you are suddenly sitting on a toilet in the middle of a huge, busy banquet hall. Nothing uncomfortable about that!!!!!!!!!

Then the voices start. “Get out!” Then you find the red room in the basement complete with the flies! “get out!”

And the end of the semester when you remember the class you haven’t been going to.

shipl14

Oh yes!! It’s been decades since I was in school but I still have that one!

I’m glad you are liking it so far guys!

And you’re late for the final for the class you forgot you were taking.

Ship and Jerry, I still get that one, too…..I also can never find my car in my dreams…..