Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 07, 2014

Hey, Susan, bet you can make hats out of those, right?

My arteries clogged up just reading that!

I’ll distract Granny, you grab the crochet hook!

Actually I do crochet. My children have ordered me not to make them any more afghans!

Of course, X….

You know my motto….

“Re-purposing is the new” ..um…what was that again?

Love the crocheted food, 2Old!

And Bruno…. they might taste a little stringy.

Whoever told you he’d eaten them before was spinning a yarn….

Though some people DO get hooked on eating inedible objects.

I wasn’t hungry a few minutes ago…..

If you really want to clog your arteries, check out some of these items:Calgary Stampede Midway Menu

Interesting menu, Frog. Scorpion pizza. Hmm.

As a cross between croissant and donut, it’s pronounced “craw-nut.”

Cool purple pants mam!

there is a Kazillion of them on Etsy. Better still go to my daughter’s site and buy a repurposed top. And see where all my granny squares turned into!Kittyloveslou on etsy! And buy something, please, please, please!

The clothing will be on the site sometime in the next 2 weeks, she has 700 photos from the last photo shoot to go thru!Repurposed wedding dresses sometime in June! All with crocheted doilies on them!

The Calgary Stampede menu is a bit, er, unusual - scorpion pizza? I’ve had fried scorpions (Just don’t eat the stinger!) as an hors d’oeuvre in China, but never on a pizza. But the strangest thing about that list was the utterly incomprehensible lack of POUTINE!