Jesus' first job: Yeah, dude... Can you turn the water into a half-caf, vanilla soy, low foam mocha cappuccino with toffee nut sprinkles? And a light dusting of nutmeg
Although there was no proof, the conspiracy theorists of the day believed that the winemakers were behind his arrest and subsequent execution, because they were afraid his unique ability would drive them out of business.
If he had turned lead into gold he never would have been crucified . . .
spaced man spliff over 10 years ago
Y’know, I never heard anyone ordering a beverage that complicated. Only on TV or the comix !!
jsab0 over 10 years ago
You should try the pumpkin spice. It’s to die on the cross for!
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 10 years ago
Jesus of Berkeley…not the real deal
listmom over 10 years ago
“Dude, nutmeg’s over there next to the sugar.”
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
He’s thinking, “Hummm. This guy looks like a Philistine, and they don’t tip. If it wasn’t for the legion, I’d never make it here.”
greenlynn Premium Member over 10 years ago
Jesus transformed the water into wine at the directions of his mother, proving that a Jewish mother can tell even God what to do.
rickray777 over 10 years ago
Jesus would probably have just given him a blank stare, followed by: “I’ll have to call my supervisor…”
paullp Premium Member over 10 years ago
Although there was no proof, the conspiracy theorists of the day believed that the winemakers were behind his arrest and subsequent execution, because they were afraid his unique ability would drive them out of business.
If he had turned lead into gold he never would have been crucified . . .
rekam Premium Member over 10 years ago
That’s real?