Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 15, 2014

Even if 1st base is a section of 2×12, I’m not voting for the bond issue.

Tilden should ask for a replay review. Unless the ball was thrown at about 10 mph, it’s clear Amy should have been called out.

Is it me, or has Lucky put on about 30 pounds of muscle since his first appearance?

She should stand closer to the plate, judging from the huge gash her swing has torn in the backstop.

P3 reminds me of the old vaudeville joke where the two guys bump into each other and one is carrying a bag so the other one says, “What do you have in the bag?” The guy with the bag says “I got a bottle of gin for my wife,” and the first guy says, “Sounds like a nice trade.”

Milford vs Tilden = Milford AT Tilden = Milford IS NOT the Home team.

In all reality, whats with Amys pants in P3 ? Is she growing another foot ?

The ball and Amy’s foot are about the same distance from the base. Even a weak throw would travel at 30 mph, faster than any human being can run. Therefore, the ball should beat Amy and she should be out. Sorry for sounding so pedantic.

Mmm, ice cream.

Gee, he taking her to the soda shop. I hope she doesn’t fall for the Fonz. Ritchie C. might match her freckle for freckle, though

Mr. Reality, not a third foot, it’s her Gecko tail! It worked its way around to the front. That’s why she’s so fast on the base paths and a lizard around Lucky. V?

To quote Dutch Reagan, CheezWhiz, there you go again!

Lot of great comments people, so why did I have so much trouble with today’s Mopped Up Thorp?

I disagree. She swung at the pitch. It’s a strike whether the ball hits her or not.

Even the sports stuff is boring now.

BRING BACK JERRY JENKINS!