Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for January 20, 2010

Turn around. Go away. Now.

I already have - I’m not buying it. Zigg, on the other hand…

I….MUST….NOT….BUY…..I….MUST….NOT…..I….MUST…..how much did you say that was???

My bank balance fortifies my sales resistance. A balance of $.42 cents for a week. (Notice the decimal.)

Probably a CD box. They are always over packaged.

Oh what the heck, why not? It’s only $99.95

Does the price include a gullibility test?

Bargain.

And you pay it in three monthly installments automatically deducted from your credit card! Go for it, Ziggy.

Can I get fries with that?

There’s a discount for men wearing pants.

Run for your life, Ziggy!

oops! the zigmeister is going pantless again! I guess he likes that extra freedom of restriction.

But wait!! We’ll send you a second one absolutely free. Just pay postage and handling (which comes to $99.95.)

For some reason the eyes of the girls in the jewelry department light up when they see me. Must be related to the girls in the perfume counters. Could it be my good look?

If they really want to sell it, they should offer a rebate on the box. Some people will buy anything just to get a rebate.