Thou Shalt not Kill; except these people over here who I command you to kill ALL the Men and Boys and take the Women as Slaves!
Thou shalt not covet; except for the Land those people over there are living on that I gave some guy a LONG time ago, who then left, leaving it Vacant and unused. Go get it!
Aw, heck, there’s a huge, deliberate loophole in the Bible. It’s so significant that it’s actually spelled out several times throughout the New Testament: there’s a free, no-strings pass into heaven if you’ll just accept it.
Noah’s famous drunken stupor is probably inspiration for the senator. (btw people might notice from my nickname here that I’m a huge fan of W.C. Fields!)
ORMouseworks over 10 years ago
Loopholes in a Bible?…somewhere along the line I have missed the point… ;)
LeoAutodidact over 10 years ago
Oh c’mon now, there’s LOTS of ’em!
Thou Shalt not Kill; except these people over here who I command you to kill ALL the Men and Boys and take the Women as Slaves!
Thou shalt not covet; except for the Land those people over there are living on that I gave some guy a LONG time ago, who then left, leaving it Vacant and unused. Go get it!
Etc. Etc. etc.
dunner99rok over 10 years ago
There are none, and the sooner you recognize that fact the better, Sinner! ;)
Agent54 over 10 years ago
Around the 10’th revision / translation the loopholes starting creating themselves.
route66paul over 10 years ago
That could be, but those semi-literate, ignorant and “superstitious desert people from the Bronze Age” had human nature down.
bobgreenwade over 10 years ago
Aw, heck, there’s a huge, deliberate loophole in the Bible. It’s so significant that it’s actually spelled out several times throughout the New Testament: there’s a free, no-strings pass into heaven if you’ll just accept it.
Godfreydaniel over 10 years ago
Noah’s famous drunken stupor is probably inspiration for the senator. (btw people might notice from my nickname here that I’m a huge fan of W.C. Fields!)
pouncingtiger over 10 years ago
Just like a Republican.