Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 14, 2014

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    ORMouseworks  over 10 years ago

    Loopholes in a Bible?…somewhere along the line I have missed the point… ;)

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    LeoAutodidact  over 10 years ago

    Oh c’mon now, there’s LOTS of ’em!

    Thou Shalt not Kill; except these people over here who I command you to kill ALL the Men and Boys and take the Women as Slaves!

    Thou shalt not covet; except for the Land those people over there are living on that I gave some guy a LONG time ago, who then left, leaving it Vacant and unused. Go get it!

    Etc. Etc. etc.

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    dunner99rok  over 10 years ago

    There are none, and the sooner you recognize that fact the better, Sinner! ;)

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    Agent54  over 10 years ago

    Around the 10’th revision / translation the loopholes starting creating themselves.

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    route66paul  over 10 years ago

    That could be, but those semi-literate, ignorant and “superstitious desert people from the Bronze Age” had human nature down.

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    bobgreenwade  over 10 years ago

    Aw, heck, there’s a huge, deliberate loophole in the Bible. It’s so significant that it’s actually spelled out several times throughout the New Testament: there’s a free, no-strings pass into heaven if you’ll just accept it.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 10 years ago

    Noah’s famous drunken stupor is probably inspiration for the senator. (btw people might notice from my nickname here that I’m a huge fan of W.C. Fields!)

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    pouncingtiger  over 10 years ago

    Just like a Republican.

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