Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 13, 2014

Anyone else thinking of Mythbusters?

She thinks she’ll make a killing with this…. but who’s going to fall for it?

Mmmmmmmm….freshly crushed lemmings….I love the sound of crushed lemmings in the morning

When the neighborhood kid gives you lemmings, give lemmingaid.

NOW I see my mistake. It wasn’t LEMMING meringue pie. I was pretty sure that juicing them wan’t supposed to be that messy… or noisy.

(When life gives you lemmings, murder a few dozen of them for the sake of a 30-second shot in a bogus nature film.)

Gee.

“Pearls Before Swine” already had a crossover today (featuring Andy Capp), or else we could have a “Brevity”/“Pearls” crossover with THEIR lemmings!