Gray Matters by Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler for May 17, 2014

You’re just a curmudgeon.

So make your own sandwich.

So get up off your a$$, go to the refrigerator, get the mayo and spread it on the bread yourself. Sheesh.

Calm down you two!

Yes, fix your own lunch!

Here’s a thought Gray, put the mayo on yourself and pipe down.

So get your lard bucket up and get your own mayo. Make your own SANDWICH. Hangry is no reason to badger the wife.