Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 23, 2010

You can’t drink a cake Bung.

C’mon, Al. Give ‘im what he wants. As the policy goes, “the customer is always right.” Although it seems wrong to think you’ll get drunk from eating rum cake. Am I right or am I right?

What a waste of good rum.

two bottles of Captain Morgan and a Timbit is closer to the mark.

Give a man a rumcake, and he eats for a day. Teach a man how to make a rumcake and …. uh, I dunno. I never got to the “cake” part.

Cap’t Morgan, why isn’t his foot up on a chest or something?

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I’ll take a fruit cake and a bottle of rum….

Yes, you can get “relaxed” after a couple of pieces.

yeeooowww

would you settle for a billybeer and a handful of peanuts?

Sounds like Rumcake to me.

… I seem to recall an episode of M * A * S * H where Colonel Potter tells Hawkeye about dunking Fig Nuttons in Scotch. If that works then why not dunking a muffin in Captain Morgan?

I prefer Old Navy 151 proof.

bring on the figs

why? are we out of rum?

“We don’t allow fruitcake for fruitcake has rum, And one little bite puts a man on the bum, Now can you imagine a sorrier sight, Than a man eating fruitcake until he gets tight?”

“Away, away with rum, by gum…”