Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 02, 2014

Not to mention ornery

There should be a lot more orns around because they get orny.

Being taken for a ride… literally and figuratively.

We are Siamese if you pleaseWe are Siamese if you don’t please…Meow…

Okay, NOW she’s just messing wither her. =)

I notice lately that Phoebe’s eyes have boomeranged back toward something closer to their original size. They’d been getting a little smaller for a while, but they seem to have grown again (and are once again usually outlined all the way around).

To confuse is the way to avoid to say Unique Orns are not so special as they say.

Commonly rare and rarely common. hmm.

Marigold is so smug. Fortunately it works well for her.

but wouldn’t a better name be rareacorn?

Q: How do you catch a Unique Orn?A: Unique up on her.

Agreed Unicorn.

mmmm….being mysterious covers a multitude of sins. Women have been doing that for…well, how long have there been women?

BOOK

Common orns are as rare as common sense is.

Book . . . Age Range: 8 to 12 . . . seriously?? I must be wa aaaaaaay younger’n I thought.

“We are orns, and we are mysterious”I want that on a T-shirt.

I am also confused