Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for May 16, 2014

What would they prefer: an Irish jig?

Well your not exactly paying him for the food are you?

Shut up & eat, this is for MY entertainment!

So … they’re not the Bluebirds of Happiness?

-same disgruntled chirp; different day, over and over again.

yawn.

Possibly a little Burlesque show? OK, with Ziggy that’s probably not a good option!

You’re right, let’s play shoot the bird.

Give someone an inch they take a mile. Dopey birds don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. If you want to be entertained go to the library and rent a Doris Day Movie. She is one hot babe.