Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 19, 2014
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May 23, 2014
Transcript:
cookie advisory a troop of rogue girl scouts is reportedly selling non-girl-scout-sanctioned cookies in your cookie-buying area. if you have recently purchased boxes of any of the cookies pic-tured below, you are advised to dispose of them immediately. tinfoils shortbread with bits of foil. note: ignore the micro-wave recipe on box. bandarlogs made with wood chips & not less than 10% monkeys. alkoids curiously bitter; produces a pucker of malocclusive proportion. dese 'n' dose these fell off a truck. fugu fugus contains highly toxic japanese blowfish. other-wise quite tasty. peanut butter munchs they're edible but just way too creepy. man: omigod, girl scouts! woman: hide! girl: heh heh
pumaman over 10 years ago
Too late, they’ve seen you. They won’t leave until they make a sale!
jack fairbanks over 10 years ago
There’s a special place in hell for you, Thompson. I’ll see you there!
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
hate the cookies, but not the scouts!
OldestandWisest over 10 years ago
I didn’t know Richard was a Kipling fan!
louieglutz over 10 years ago
if you can keep your head about you… ALL intelligent people are kipling fans, it’s one of the tests you have to take, O best beloved.
jack fairbanks over 10 years ago
I hear ya baby! I know where all my friends will be…
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
I used to like cookies. Girl Scouts, too….