Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 25, 2014
July 21, 2014
August 04, 2014
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. la grenouille d'or. excessive atmosphere comparable to the mariana trench. patrons complaining of nosebleeds & "the bends." crazy lucy's crazy lucy's. putative biker bar actually frequented exclusively by wusses with vespas. reef 'n' beef 'n' surf 'n' turf ambulance reef 'n' beef 'n' surf 'n' turf. standing rib roast feel, injuring twelve. cap'n bill's crabhouse & dinner theater now playing the vagina monologue's cap'n bill's crabhouse & dinner theater., production of "the vagina monologoues" deemed inappropriate. wheeburger wheeburger. cootie contamintion in ball pit. soylentia soylentia. soused sous-chef's sour sauces soil sausage souffle. six times real fast.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Hey! A college frat buddy and I went out to bars or burger joints across D.C. on his motor scooter! I remember zooming across Rock Creek Park in the cool evening, inhaling the gasoline-scented exudations of the little vehicle.I don’t recall Crazy Lucy’s….
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
ellisaana Premium Member over 10 years ago
Are the sous-chef’s sauces green?
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
Shocking Soylentia story! Should sack soused sous-chef!
Bob. over 10 years ago
What about P J Piehole’s?
neatslob Premium Member over 10 years ago
Doesn’t La Grenouille D’or mean the Golden Frog? Odd name for a restaurant. I like P.J.Piehole’s. (A friend of mine tells me there is a restaurant named Piehole’s in Boise – it’s a pizza place.)
richardcthompson Premium Member over 10 years ago
I wish they’d post some new strips here, this one’s getting’ OLD.