Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 11, 2014
Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! see alive the giant homunculus over six feet tall! worst sideshow - prince william co. fair. most desiccated pie - arlington co. fair. tiny irritable sweater dogs worst animal barn - montgomery co. fair. extreme whack-a-mole worst game of skill - anne arundel co.fair hummel figurines in brine most inexplicable canned good - howard co. fair tony williams's handwriting analysis the future revealed! man: sign here and here and here. worst booth - d.c. county fair.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
This is pretty much true of all county fairs. everywhere….
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
and don’t forget the Fruit Flys!
John Glynn creator over 10 years ago
a 6-foot homunculus is a huge homunculus by any measure
peter over 10 years ago
Tony Williams? HE’S ALIVE! ;-)
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Williams_(drummer))