Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 17, 2014

this is what my wife would do. lol

Good thing it wasn’t a scalp wound.

Ain’t it the truth!

If he had a cut on his face, she would put a tourniquet around his neck!

Yes and no.

That sounds like a lot of comic strips… but not this one. These two “get it on” all the time, and she enjoys it.

Any true curmudgeon will admire John Smith’s rant – well-ranted, sir.

Yep, in any monogamous relationship, the one with the lesser sex drive is the one that controls it.

atta boy John, tell it like it truly is :)

Wrong answer…

My squashed fingers were bad, but a broken foot was even worse – I needed a 25- step checklist to get ready for a shower.

She will get her iPhone wet if she helps him in the tub. And you know she will NEVER put down her iPhone!!!

After squamous surgery, I got plastic gloves for the purpose.