Thatababy by Paul Trap for May 22, 2014

I’d like to know the real names of the parents of “Dallas McDanger” (and Calvin’s too).

Be careful or Ronnie the clown will sue you for using Mc without his permission.

What’s a fort worth?

I don’t believe it little man.

I hope this is a parody of James Bond and not Anthony Weiner.

I thought Dallas was a woman’s name, you know, a woman who rides in stagecoaches.

That A. Baby

Depends on what he’s imagining that day!

On TVTropes.com, they refer to this as Awesome McCoolname.

His parents must have never named him, clearly.

I went to school with a guy named Dallas Austin Huston.

“Sir CAPTAIN Dallas McDanger. M.D.”