Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for May 12, 2014

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    ekw555  over 10 years ago

    “I’ve transcended clothing” . . . .I wonder if I could use that in conversation some time?

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    j2p2  over 10 years ago

    I still get the “Left before your wife could see you, huh?” line more often than I would like.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 10 years ago

    Robin Williams had a routine on “Of course there are gays in the military. Look at the uniforms.” Tailored dress uniforms with embroidering, buttons, and razor sharp military creases, gold brocade, badges,medals, epaulets, rows of brightly colored satin ribbons…

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago

    I wear clothes I don’t have to separate in the laundry.

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