Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for June 06, 2014

Haven’t seen Tarzan take on a buffalo, lion necks are so yesterday.

Simple . take the Bull by the Horns.

There’s a gorilla in that menagerie…maybe Tarzan can work out a clever plan in the language of the great apes, which Herr Butterball will mistake for gibberish…

Why doesn’t the General just set up a women’s mud wrestling pit like normal people?

Eventually, it’ll be Tarzan vs Moshe.

Moshe is a dead man.Lion chow.

Tarzanwillavengehimagowa

This is some bull. I ain’t lion.

I get so tired of Tarzan dispatching all the different big cat family members without so much as a grunt! I love cats and to have him not even get a scratch is unreal. A grown leopard is ten times the strength of a man and will take down any man – even Tarzan! Go after some elephants, monkeys, apes, etc. BigCatsForeverUngowa!

I’m wondering why Tarz and Moshe feel the need to insert each other’s name into just about every sentence. Are they so scared that they’re forgetting their own names, or is each of them secretly a life insurance salesman?

Now it’s time for the lion to jump up, turn around, and get that buffalo by its horns! Butting a lion in the privates will get you killed!! :)> YeeeOuchAGowa!!!