Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 30, 2010
Transcript:
Cathy: You've been trying to figure out that function for an hour! Just look at some instructions! Irving: Instructions are for dorks. Cathy: Then ask someone! Irving: Asking someone is for dorks! Cathy: That's a very expensive phone! There are way worse things that could happen besides appearing to be a dork! Irving: I know. I COULD APPEAR TO BE A GROWN-UP!!
alondra almost 15 years ago
Men never want to read directions. They think it makes them weak. How stupid and irresponsible.
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
Wasting time, money, and who knows what else in the name of machismo (and it still doesn’t work, they come out looking like twits) - that’s what men do. I’m sure there are guys out there who are exceptions and/or think they’re exceptions, though.
funnyfan928 almost 15 years ago
At least, Irving was telling the truth about wanting to look like a grownup….too bad he still looks like an overgrown boy playing with a hand-held gaming system.
steelersneo almost 15 years ago
I will never be a GRUMP….. Bonk, Bonk on the head!!
lightenup Premium Member almost 15 years ago
We wouldn’t recognize you then.
puddleglum1066 almost 15 years ago
Macushlalondra, ejcapulet: and while we’re at it, let’s note that all women over-generalize…
i_am_the_jam almost 15 years ago
Why are they married, again?
mrslukeskywalker almost 15 years ago
Irving IS a DORK!
I thought you all would have pointed that out by now. : )
Why doesn’t he just look up the question online on the stupid phone? He’s defeating the whole purpose of it all.
artybee almost 15 years ago
I can read the instructions and STILL screw it up.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Irving is right – that would be the worst!!
doctorwho29 almost 5 years ago
I almost always read the instructions. It’s dumb not to